Sir Alf
11:33 Tue Mar 14
Re: Lukaku is Available
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Sulli preparing 5 - 7 million, take it or leave it bid with the sweetner of life time supply of pies from Nathans and a flesh light from one of his shops.
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TeVaz
11:33 Tue Mar 14
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If he signs for us this summer I'll eat my own shit ! In fact , I'll eat the shit from all the toilets at the LS.
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Sven Roeder
11:22 Tue Mar 14
Re: Lukaku is Available
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He could watch us on tv and score against us
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Mart O
11:21 Tue Mar 14
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Sven Roeder 10:04 Tue Mar 14
Ag !
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Far Cough
11:16 Tue Mar 14
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He could play for Timbuktu reserves and STILL score against us
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Northern Sold
11:14 Tue Mar 14
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Would never join as he likes playing against us and scoring shit loads
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Sven Roeder
11:10 Tue Mar 14
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Heard they are happy to take Enner Valencia as a straight swap.
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gph
11:09 Tue Mar 14
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The risk of him turning into his granny if he ever signed is just enough to tempt us.
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geoffpikey
11:06 Tue Mar 14
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I think Slav's legend status at Goodison might swing it. That, and following in Cottee's footsteps. No?
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Hammer and Pickle
10:28 Tue Mar 14
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The risk of him turning into his granny if he ever signed is too great to tempt us.
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Joey Nutmeg
10:19 Tue Mar 14
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Would cost £70 mill, wants champions' league football, 200k a week. Definitely coming to us.
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Aardvark
10:05 Tue Mar 14
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I do chuckle when I see news of a world class player becoming available and a thread about it gets started.
We will not be signing a world class striker in the summer, we will get someone like Berbatov in on loan.
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Sven Roeder
10:04 Tue Mar 14
Re: Lukaku is Available
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Roger Lukaku
Father of Romelu, former Zaire international and still only 49
Probably on loan next January
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geoffpikey
10:03 Tue Mar 14
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No point in even signing him. * He'll still score against us.
* Like there's even 0.0001% chance.
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gph
9:56 Tue Mar 14
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Wherever he goes, he'll still manage score against us.
It's what defines him.
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El Scorchio
9:38 Tue Mar 14
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No, I don't think anyone seriously thinks that.
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Spandex Sidney
9:37 Tue Mar 14
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Sorry, just looked back in, are people under the impression he might sign for us?!? Seriously?!? Are you the same people who said Walcott and Oxlade Chamberlain weren't good enough for us last summer?!?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lukaku will be going to a top, top, TOP club for £60m+, make no mistake. And we are a BANG average Prem club at best. We will be competing with Stoke and WBA and Watford for players in the summer because that is the truth about where we are.
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lincslink
9:33 Tue Mar 14
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We get him when he's 34.
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Raymond Reddington
9:27 Tue Mar 14
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Heard Sullivan's trying to get him on loan, fingers crossed
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Sven Roeder
9:23 Tue Mar 14
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I can imagine Sullivan telling us he has bid £6m for him
And once he has signed for someone that we actually bid £158m and offered £500k a week in wages.
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cornish
9:16 Tue Mar 14
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He'd sign for us when hell freezes over.
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